Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together

Mona

I love music.
I love coffee.
I love altered states of consciousness.
I love adventure.
I love porn.
I love bacon.
I love my cat.

click me pl0x!
tastefullyoffensive:

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drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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darkangelsbride:

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